Crazy From The Heat? Heat Miser Says, "No Way!"

Yesterday Chattanooga hit 99 again, one degree shy of tying the record for the date......and 9 degrees over trying our patience.
A quick story about the heat and how perspective can make someone look like they've lost their mind. Or more specifically how I lost my mind. I am a volunteer diver at the Tennessee Aquarium. And yesterday after three dives in the Secret Reef exhibit I got a little chilly. A group of volunteers went to lunch inbetween dives. And I actually ordered some clam chowder to warm up. But I also had 2 glasses of iced tea. Anyway, after lunch I had some time to sit out in the plaza and enjoy the heat. It actually felt great. So as I'm sitting there like a lizard soaking up rays, I'm watching folks scurrying for shade, kids cooling off in the water, and others slowly fighting their way through the stifling steambath. And I'm also hearing numerous comments like, "Whew! This heat is awful." While they are saying this they are eyeing me like I had gone plum loco. Of course the fact that I was singing the Heat Miser song didn't help defend my sanity much. "He's Mister Green Christmas, He's Mister Sun. He's Mister Heat Blister, He's Mister Hundred and One." (Click to hear what was going through my mind.)
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